Unraveling the Mystery of Longer Dicks: Scientists Baffled by Unexpected Trend

The recent news that dicks are getting longer has left scientists scratching their heads. A study conducted by the British Journal of Urology International found that over 15 years, the average penis length had increased from 3.6 inches to 4.7 inches when erect – an almost quarter-inch increase in size! While this may seem like good news for some men, experts warn it could be indicative of underlying health issues such as obesity or diabetes which can lead to hormonal imbalances and cause penile growth.

Furthermore, while larger sizes may appear more attractive on paper, they can often bring with them problems during sexual intercourse due to lack of lubrication or even pain caused by friction between partners’ bodies during penetration. In addition, there is also a risk that larger sizes might make condoms less effective due to slipping off during use or not fitting properly in the first place – leading to potentially dangerous consequences if used incorrectly without protection against STIs and pregnancy prevention methods alike.

Ultimately then it appears as though bigger isn’t necessarily better when it comes down to penis size; rather than celebrating these increases, we should instead be looking into why they’re happening to ensure our overall health remains intact going forward.